Bruce Lee Could Have Destroyed Japan


So, I’ve been thinking about this a while, and I think I’ve figured out how to geometrically prove that Bruce Lee could destroy the entire nation of Japan in single combat.

I will be using extensive film clips to prove this, courtesy of YouTube.

First, let me say, that three of the great warriors are dead, and it is arguable that the survivor is clearly the one who is the greatest. I suspect the forces of PCNB* are at work, and will explain in a footnote. Though it is true that the transitive property does indicate that this living legend could, in fact, conquer Japan, it must be remembered that the Imperial Throne would crumble as soon as Bruce Lee decided to conquer Japan.

First, let’s begin with how Bruce Lee easily defeated the seemingly unstoppable force that is Chuck Norris.

Further study will be necessary to deduce whether Chuck Norris’ beard provides enough power and oomph to conquer our victor of all Japan: BRUCE LEE!)

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