WHo would win in a fight between Batman and Captain Crunch? For some reason, I can’t shake the feeling it might actually be Captain Crunch…
I mean, he teleports wherever there’s cereal… He’s got a scary hat… He’s got an army of zombified sugar-coated children…
Joe M. McDermott 
Wouldn’t Batman be able to use the secret stash of cereal he keeps on his utility belt to lay a trap for the Cap’n?