This morning, a Coke Zero froze out and exploded all over my fridge.
I mean, it was annoying to clean it up, but it looked really cool, the way ice looks when it explodes through aluminum and it is all chemistry and no water.
Last night I heard a loud, unrecognizable “BANG” and got up to see if something was going on in my apartment. I found nothing, then, and assumed I was just hallucinating or maybe the neighbors had fallen to their death.
Then, this morning, I discover that my invader had raided the fridge, cranked up the cold, and gleefully escaped into the darkness.
I will search for evidence of goblin infestation tonight. I will lay traps with cheese and mushroom. I will catch the filthy bugbear.