about halloween

Costumes are great. I love costumes. However, I believe Trick or Treating is for suckers. When I was a wee lad, I twisted my ankle on a curb and had to go home early from trick or treating. At that time, I discovered that I was sitting next to a giant bowl of candy, and I could control what got given out to others and what ended up in my mouth.

Trick or treating is for suckers.

Now I’m an adult, and I spend Halloween eating candy and watching movies. Movies like “Donnie Darko” and “Alien” and “The Dark Crystal”.

Want to come over and hang out with me? Call me. You got my number.

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