Costumes are great. I love costumes. However, I believe Trick or Treating is for suckers. When I was a wee lad, I twisted my ankle on a curb and had to go home early from trick or treating. At that time, I discovered that I was sitting next to a giant bowl of candy, and I could control what got given out to others and what ended up in my mouth.
Trick or treating is for suckers.
Now I’m an adult, and I spend Halloween eating candy and watching movies. Movies like “Donnie Darko” and “Alien” and “The Dark Crystal”.
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