I’m laying traps all over my apartment for the missing laptop wire and wall plug.
I’ve got little batteries strapped to mouse catchers, and fly paper wrapped all over the wall outlets.
That slippery, slithery little thing will not escape my apartment, wherein it disappeared.
I’m at the library, on-line, waiting for my traps to work so I can go home and plug my computer in again.
If you see it before I do, let me know. I’ve got a book to finish up, you know.